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Psychotic Tales - 12

“Dolly, what are you doing?” Dolly was swirling a towel around. “I am creating a tornado, you know, like how everything has to start from something small…” Dolly frowned in deep concentration.

07/15/2009 07:12
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Psychotic Tales - 11

I opened the door and entered my house, and was shocked to see Dolly standing inside my apartment.

“Shit Dolly, how the hell did you get in?” I literally shouted out, shocked and furious.

“I had a spare key Max. I haven’t seen you in awhile, so I thought I would drop by and clean up your apartment and surprise you. Aren’t you excited to see me?”

“Now give me that spare key, and I want you……wait, what the?!”

Dolly looked at me blankly and smiled.

“WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO MY FISH?!” I said as I walked over to my fish tank. I was fuming mad as I saw a lifeless fish being swept around by the water currents, his scales stripped bare from his body.

“Err, your fish was dirty Max, he had spots all over his body so I washed him with detergent and scrubbed him clean. He’s just taking a nap now…” her voice trailed off.

I had a baseball bat in my hands.

“Get the fuck out of my house, now.” I said calmly.

“Well alright. You just don’t appreciate me, and I always knew it.” Dolly said as she picked up her things and left.

15 minutes later, I remembered.

“The keys…”

04/20/2009 02:15
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Psychotic Tales - 10

Dolly was having her daily dose of coffee at a coffee joint, while scribbling something down in her notebook.

A little girl who was with her parents wasn’t behaving, and starting screaming.

LOWER DOWN THE DAMN VOLUME OF THE FUCKING RADIO YOU IDIOTS!” Dolly yelled out, before shaking her head and continuing with her scribbling, all smiles.

04/09/2009 02:00
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Psychotic Tales - 9

“Max, I am such a good artist, don’t you think so?” Dolly asked during dinner.

I kept silent and continued eating my Pasta.

“That drawing I drew of you, it resembles you, right?” her voice starting quivering.

I never uttered a word.

“Max, I don’t think anyone else can draw you better than me, right?”

Silence.

“Max? Max? Why aren’t you saying anything? Max? Please say something?” Dolly grew tearful.

I continued eating without looking up, completely oblivious to what was happening.

“Why are you doing this to me? I love you so much and this is what I get back in return! Why can’t you appreciate me more?” she raised her voice.

I casually put the pasta in my mouth and started savouring it.

Dolly put her thumb in her mouth and started sucking at it while looking at me with glaring eyes.

04/07/2009 14:00
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“Guess who is this Max!” Dolly smiled excitedly, all her teeth showing.
I looked at her, then back at another horrendous drawing of hers.
“Well, he has freckles. I think it looks like Frankie Muniz.”
“Oh my god shut up! Do you honestly think you are comparable to him? He’s gorgeous!” said Dolly rather sarcastically.
“Huh?”
“This is you Max! Oh gosh Maxxy, you’re stupid beyond belief!” chuckled Dolly.
“This is a drawing of me? Since when did I have freckles?”
“Those aren’t freckles silly, it’s your acne scars!” Dolly started laughing hysterically.
I kept quiet.
“Oh, and I remembered to add in your horrible eyebags too!” Dolly said, feeling pleased with herself.

“Guess who is this Max!” Dolly smiled excitedly, all her teeth showing.

I looked at her, then back at another horrendous drawing of hers.

“Well, he has freckles. I think it looks like Frankie Muniz.”

“Oh my god shut up! Do you honestly think you are comparable to him? He’s gorgeous!” said Dolly rather sarcastically.

“Huh?”

“This is you Max! Oh gosh Maxxy, you’re stupid beyond belief!” chuckled Dolly.

“This is a drawing of me? Since when did I have freckles?”

“Those aren’t freckles silly, it’s your acne scars!” Dolly started laughing hysterically.

I kept quiet.

“Oh, and I remembered to add in your horrible eyebags too!” Dolly said, feeling pleased with herself.

04/06/2009 03:41
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Psychotic Tales - 8

I am very tired. I want to sleep.

But all I can think about when I close my eyes is Dolly.

I want to sleep.

“Maxxy! Wake up!”

04/05/2009 15:35
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Psychotic Tales - 7

“Dolly, we need to talk,”

“Yay! I love talking! You know, the other day, I went shopping and bought a pair of socks, then I brought it home and cut it up into small pieces and put it inside a cup and displayed it on my shelf!” Dolly sounded happy.

“Dolly, I didn’t mean a casual talk. This is something more serious.”

“Oh, so you wanna talk serious? Sure! I bought a pair of socks, brought it home and chopped it up. I put it inside a cup and displayed it on my shelf,” Dolly said seriously.

“You just don’t get it Dolly. I wanna talk to you,”

Dolly sipped her hot chocolate and never looked up.

“This hot chocolate tastes like milo.”

04/03/2009 14:06
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Psychotic Tales - 6

“Dolly had a little cat, little cat, little cat, Dolly had a little cat, it scratched her on her back. So Dolly had to kick the cat, kick the cat, kick the cat, So Dolly had to kick the cat, then put her in a bag…” “Fucking cat…” Dolly muttered under her breath.

04/03/2009 04:09
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I was jogging in the park. It was a Thursday night.
The park was dark; the park was spooky. I checked the time on my watch.
“11.57pm”
“Time to head back…”
I ran up one of the forest tracks.
It was pitch black.
My heart started beating faster with each passing minute. But I couldn’t run, I couldn’t run anymore.
My legs hurt, my lungs needed a rest. My mind warned me to watch myself.
But I felt watched. I walked through the darkness.
At the cross junction, there was a huge, shady tree. I dared not look up.
“Maaax…” I heard something whisper my name.
A figure loomed behind the tree. I freaked out and froze. A lump formed in my throat. I wanted to run away.
“Oh god…..”
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“Dolly? Dolly?! Is that you? What the fuck are you doing here at this time?”
Dolly hid behind the tree, with only her head showing from the side of the trunk. I walked towards her.
“Dolly wants to play with little Maxxy… Hehehehehe….” she hissed.

I was jogging in the park. It was a Thursday night.

The park was dark; the park was spooky. I checked the time on my watch.

“11.57pm”

“Time to head back…”

I ran up one of the forest tracks.

It was pitch black.

My heart started beating faster with each passing minute. But I couldn’t run, I couldn’t run anymore.

My legs hurt, my lungs needed a rest. My mind warned me to watch myself.

But I felt watched. I walked through the darkness.

At the cross junction, there was a huge, shady tree. I dared not look up.

“Maaax…” I heard something whisper my name.

A figure loomed behind the tree. I freaked out and froze. A lump formed in my throat. I wanted to run away.

“Oh god…..”

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“Dolly? Dolly?! Is that you? What the fuck are you doing here at this time?”

Dolly hid behind the tree, with only her head showing from the side of the trunk. I walked towards her.

“Dolly wants to play with little Maxxy… Hehehehehe….” she hissed.

04/03/2009 02:42
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Psychotic Tales - 5

“Max, do you play neopets?” Dolly asked.

“Ages ago. I don’t anymore..”

“You should totally start playing again! It’s such a cool game!” Dolly said.

“Nah, I don’t have the time for it,”

“You always disappoint me big time, Max…” Dolly started tearing.

03/31/2009 00:56
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